oralcontraceptivepillsmith:

*tells someone about debilitating mental health issue*

"yeah i think everyone gets that tbh"

(via thewhorecrux)

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stoned-levi:

There’s nothing wrong with girls who do a lot to maintain their appearance and there’s nothing wrong with girls who do very little to maintain their appearance but there’s something extremely fucking wrong with girls who think it’s okay to judge girls for doing either or. Shut your crusty ass up for 10 seconds and let a bitch live.

(via thewhorecrux)

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On Severus Snape

  • HP fans in 2007: Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
  • HP fans in 2014: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.

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bakerycakeproblems:

Joy-you get to work with the ditzy coworker today who wanders around and hardly does any work. Fantastic.

bakerycakeproblems:

Joy-you get to work with the ditzy coworker today who wanders around and hardly does any work. Fantastic.

(via reasonsyourcashierhatesyou)

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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via miruru12)

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theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

(via miruru12)

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sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

(via miruru12)

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via miruru12)

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thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

(Source: vaginal-erection, via thewhorecrux)

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musicalpickups:

submitted by: reveriecauchemar

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